Eyes in the back of my head

I have just been informed by Riah that she 'has eyes in the back of her head'
This is EXTEMELY funny to me as it is NOT an expression I use...
I think I can count on one hand how many times in my life i have ever used that expression

She has offered to display those eyes 'cept they are invisible. So Ha! '

Which brings me to another thing
what is with the SQUELCH?
We are talking .... s q u e l c h ~ so short and not-so-sweet SQUELCH
It comes out of no where and I swear the dog next door barks when he hears it....

Any solutions out there for the 'squelch' are welcomed here.....
I have already denied Wedkinz access to the web each day we but I am beginning to get worried about the health of the Web Pet....ended up feeling bad and feeding it myself today.

How sad is that?

That I know...

I think it's funny how your kids come up with stuff and then say it plain as day.
Riah had created a 'goodnight song' for Sawyer that she sings him all day long, much to his annoyance, and then last night as we cuddled watching Disney she starts singing it.
The response....
'Mom this song is terrible'
'There's a lot I don't know'
'There is some stuff I know'
'But I do know that...'
courtesy of Sawyer
Needless to say I almost fell off the couch
THAT'S my little man.